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It’s an easy read. I saw Christopher Moore give a talk at the Tattered Cover recently, and blkodsucking only read Fluke, I didn’t really grasp the nature of his audience.

Thanks for telling us about the problem. I was really confused fiehds the beginning scene with an Emperor and a Pyramid…it soon becomes clear that the Emperor is a street bum, but the Pyramid I never got. Everyone has been exposed to vampire lore, either through books, movies or television. To view it, click here. I may very well have. Bloodsucking Fiends is the story of several unlikable characters, some of whom are I should admit upfront that I’m suffering from a severe case of vampire fatigue; that, coupled with disdain for Christopher Moore based on bloodducking only other book of his that I read, means that there really was no chance in the world that I was going to enjoy this lovve, and in fact should never have read it.

I had experienced Numbers 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and Yeah, there’s a word for that.

I know Moore is capable of, well, more. I love Moore’ tongue in cheek writing. What, you may be wondering, was the point of that? Goodreads helps you keep track of books you want to read. I actully haven’t checked the remaining travel time on the navigation since I started listening. One of the challenges is to read a book by an author who shares your initials. There is more than one author in the Goodreads database with this name. I just could not get into this one. End or the last part of the book was kind of hilarious or maybe it was just me being happy about the fact that the book was finally coming to an end oops my bad ; If you are looking for a book that should make you laugh and tickle your humour bones from start to end then look away because this is not the place for you.


I don’t think I’ll be picking up the other books in this series. He has been assured on two different occasions that he did have sex, but both times he was too drunk to remember. Even the books that are listed as humor. From the five Wongs who want to marry Tommy for their American citizenship, Scott and Zelda the turtles that Tommy saved from becoming dinner, Jody’s mother, the Emperor of San Francisco, the Animals at Safeway, the police homicide detectives, even the elusive vampire sire, all meld together in a funny, sometimes hysterical story.

Let’s say he was such a ass than when I asked him to sign a book, instead he just hauled off and kicked me in my privatest of personal places. Phipps rated it liked it Shelves: Jody never asked to become a vampire.

Add bloodsuckibg Cart Add to Cart. Lamb, Angel, Dirty Job, Fool, Lust Lizard, Fluke, all meet and exceed the challenge of using seriously unfunny subjects religion, death, Shakespeare, mental illness, science by a Master of Humor.

He’s a fun, irreverent, creative writer whose sense viends humor comes through on every page. Because I really wonder, if I read this book when it was originally published, would I have liked it? A wannabe writer from Incontinence 2 Words that describe the book: A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy to his friends is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway.


To get to the bottom of the matter, they recruit “the Animals”, Tommy’s crew of stockers from the supermarket, as well as an eccentric street person and his faithful dogs known as ” The Emperor. As near as I can tell, there wasn’t a point.

Can you see me laughing Rape is never funny, no matter how goofy and innocent you try to make the main character’s line of thought on the matter. Sign up and get a free eBook!

Though I would totally want to join a book club that dtory to read Bloodsucking Fiends, I can’t imagine having a big old serious discussion on vampire lore and euthanasia as a result!

Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story

Preview — Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore. Christopher Moore has an amazing imagination. A woman wakes up in an alley and discovers she’s a vampire. I didn’t laugh a single time through the whole thing. Being an aspiring writer, Tommy researches vampirism extensively and tests Jody with and without permission to find out which aspects of vampirism in the literature are true turning into a bat, true or false?

But maybe that is just me. Jody never asked to become a vampire. Vampire Lovers and Humor Enthusiasts! It’s still ridiculous fictional literature, diends I enjoyed the characters in Lamb more. This is subtitled Lovf Love Storyas are the sequels to this book which I also have out from the library. I decided to read something light. There were funny moments. But you can’t bloidsucking pat yourself on the back like that anymore. The San Francisco police.